POR LA CARRETERA - Researching in Madrid

Clubbing @ Flowers Park


Preface

As an acquainted researcher I felt obliged not only to explore the common attractions Madrid has to offer but also decided to go for another type of sightseeing As I thought that you “might” be interested in learning more about my clubbing activities in Madrid I’ve written down what happened in the deserted outskirts of Spain’s capital. So give it up for my trip report to Flowers Park.


The selection

According to the ISG-forum I had a few options for sexual adventures to choose from: Several common brothels located in Atocha Street, massage parlours, some upscale clubs in the city, escort services and a vast choice of carretera clubs, most of all "Factory Air" (FA) and "Flowers Park" (FP). Due to the easy accessibility by public transportation, the high number of working girls and plenty of thoroughly positive reports I opted for a visit of Flowers Park after convincing my buddy to follow my path.


The Logistics

The metro took us to "Principe Pio" train station where we bought a return ticket to "Las Matas" in a ticket machine for 3.60€ each. Everything is marked in an idiot-proof way which makes it a piece of cake to find out that train C10 is the one which takes you to Las Matas. The ride takes about 25 min and connections are quite frequent. Since the last train back departs at 23:30h and a taxi ride back to downtown is rather expensive (~40€) we decided to arrive at the club quite early around 19h (the club opens at 18h). After exiting the station and crossing the footbridge over the highway we spotted the huge pink neon sign of Flowers Park. From the other side of the bridge it was a 3min sidewalk along the highway against the direction of the traffic to finally reach the club.


The Hardware

The front of FP reminded me of the entrance to a casino or an upscale hotel and some people sneaked through the neighbourhood with obviously the same target as we had: Passing the bouncer to enter the bar area downstairs after paying 12€ entrance fee including a “free” drink. The place itself is not huge but the stretched bar itself creates the impression of a dominating structure that fills the room and the majority of the people were seated or standing around this bar. I also noted a dancing row/stripper stage that, however, was not in use. As usual I was clearly the youngest guy around yet this time I was in companionship with a peer. My buddy ordered a Four Roses Whiskey Cola while I exchanged my voucher for a cerveza.


The Software

More important than the hardware is the software, of course. There were about 20-25 working girls present - much less than I expected and when we left at half past nine we could not detect an increase in quantity. The small number of chicas was mainly due to the fact that we appeared on a Sunday evening when a lot of girls usually take a day off since FP is less crowded. Furthermore a few girls were already “busy” in the upper floors and the girls outnumbered the guys as long we’ve been clubbing.
More disappointing than the quantity was the quality, i.e. the attractiveness although I must confess that I’m meanwhile hard to satisfy as a fastidious clubber. Most of the girls were Latinas mainly from Venezuela, Colombia as well as Brazil and also Eastern European ethnicities, especially Romanians, were present. The dressing style of the ladies varied from underwear where breast spilled over the edges to almost normal evening dresses.
Despite those various geographical backgrounds and ages ranging from 25-40 offering a vast diversification I was vainly looking for a “wow-effect”. The girls’ attitude can be described as rather cold and “professional”. Some were very pushy and therefore it was hard to get rid of one or the other despite my shielding friend aside.


Sample I: Marina (Venezuela)

After taking the first sip from my beer a sticky Romanian tried her luck. She was impressed that I guessed right her origin at the first attempt but as it became clear that the chemistry was not working I managed to get rid of her.

An artificially busty Asian-looking girl later a Latin beauty approached me. My ethnologic knowledge told me that she comes from Venezuela which impressed her as well since it was correct, indeed. When I replied her question about my age she added that she’s 25 (Yeah, right – the longest 20 years of a girl are those between 25 and 30!). The Venezuelan mamacita tried all kind of tricks (ranging from showing her enhanced boobs to making me feel ass and skin, grapping my hand, etc.) to win my “heart”. As I’m not so much into Latinas anymore and the Spanglish conversation was cumbersome it took her at least half an hour to “convince” me to follow her into one of the more than 100 rooms.
My buddy had meanwhile left the bar with a 30+ Venezuelan.

After paying 5€ for the towels Marina guided me in a quite luxurious and large room with a huge Jacuzzi-like bathtub. When she went into the bathroom I undressed and began to shower up. She came back with a frightening 1-liter bottle containing an antiseptic dilution and directing me to clean my ding-dong. The lotion was probably not meant to be appliquéd on my most sensitive body parts so I used it with care. Before finally lying down on the bed the Latina invited me gently to rinse my mouth with a cup of mouthwash. This medical foreplay was the price I had to pay to get heavily kissed (DFK) and to have my balls and my mini-me licked intensively. Her tongue made its way up until my bell-end which means that the blowjob was not of real BBBJ grade. After she packed in my flesh-flute the later got her full oral attention and she eventually took of her panties. I thought about revenging myself with a lingual walk in the park but I dropped the idea when she plugged my joystick into her pleasure box. A triad of positions followed and after a quarter hour I speeded up for the final. The parcours itself was nothing that fancied me but her 10min massage that followed was one of the best treatments I’ve ever enjoyed. She didn’t hassle at all and after handing over the 70€ we agreed upon previously I returned to the bar after a final kiss and receiving some compliments (“beautiful”, “dulce”).


Intermission

Back at the bar I waited for my buddy to return. Instead of him one girl after the other came to me. There was e.g. Marina again who seemed to be quite happy with me – so much that she gave me her mobile number (what shall I do with all those numbers?!) and showed me some pics of her 11y/o (!) son on her cell phone. A few moments thereafter a cute girl that claimed to be Spanish came by.


Sample II: NN (Spain)

She appeared to be very astonished as I was the first guy from my origin she met at this place. Her English was as bad as my Spanish so I ended up in a Spanglish conversation once again. I explained to her that I only had a few bucks left and I was waiting for my friend to come back. Some minutes later my buddy approached me with a big fat smile on his face. As his cousin tried to call him he wanted to leave but didn’t intervene when I told him that I’d like to draw a second sample.
My Maestro card was charged with 70 € + 10% commission and we entered her room. I learned that the girls basically live, eat, shower, f**k, work, s**t and do everything else in the hotel. For this they have to pay 75€ a day while they can keep all the money they get from the customers. After undressing I experienced my strangest washing ritual: She ordered me into the bathroom and directed me to sit down on the bidet. Then she began to wash me dick before I had to clean my hands and face. I was allowed to go back into the room while she began to wash her intimate body parts herself.
I placed myself on the sheets of the bed and waited for her. She entered smiling and almost fully naked and sank over my body. She avoided my kiss attacks thereby only kissing me elsewhere but not on the lips. After an intimated moment she immediately put on the billy boy followed by a CBJ and taking off her panties. All in all a decent Blowjob but no angels appearing. She repeatedly told me that I’m “beautiful” and a verbal request later I was at least allowed to kiss her lips. The Spanish girl seemed to get a bit uneasy as she noticed that I don’t come fast but when she noted my smile she got the message that I was trying to get a lot of pleasure out of my 70 bucks. Licking was not expressively forbidden but not desired either. Thinking about my waiting pal I ordered her to ride me in the reverse cowgirl position till the finish.


The Resumé

Total Damage: (3.6 + 12 + 70 + 5 + 77 + 5) = 172.6€
The Logistics: 7/10 (easy to reach, but require travel and time)
The Hardware: 8-9/10 (nice environment indeed)
The Software: 6/10 (good diversification but some girls are quite pushy and their physical appearance is mostly no so favourable)
The Samples: 6/10 & 5/10: (did expect better service for 70 €)
The likelihood to repeat: Very low (I'll rather stick to FKKs going forward)



Happy Hunting,
HTT


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COITO ERGO SUM